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blonde_neophyte ([personal profile] blonde_neophyte) wrote2009-02-14 03:27 pm

First (Voice)

[[Weak coughing, then muttered cursing.]]

Son of a-! That hurt, damn it!

[[Deep breath.]]

Okay...okay...Elena of the Turks here, reporting a possible post-Meteor magnetic storm. I thought those stupid things were over already. Requesting backup and medical assistance at co-ordinates...uh...you can just ping my phone, right?

[[Sound of phone opening, then clicking shut.]]

Uhn, on second thoughts, forget that. My phone's broken. But it wasn't my fault this time! So can somebody please triangulate my position? Please?

...

Reno? Rude?

Anybody?

[Voice] I'm sorry he's baiting her ;;

[identity profile] gunsight.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Amused] Elena.

It does occur to me that persons other than Reno or Rude could compute your position from this post. Enemies, for instance.

[Voice] She had it coming. ^^

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ack-!

The-ah-uh-frequency is new so I thought that nobody would be scanning-uh...

...I'll fix it straight away sir!

[Voice] | Private

[identity profile] gunsight.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[With a bit more urgency, although he still sounds relieved to hear from her]

These commuicators have settings that allow you to encrypt transmissions and lock them to certain parties. As far as I know, they're secure, but they weren't created by us.

In any case - I've tracked your location. I'm on my way. Are you injured?

[Voice] | Private

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I probably should have known that, huh? I'll make sure I remember next time.

I'm a bit dizzy, but I don't think I'm injured. Ah, th-thank you for your concern, sir.

Re: [Voice] | Private

[identity profile] gunsight.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

Look sharp - the air is heavily polluted, and harmful to the lungs if inhaled in large quantities. There's also a giant monster on the loose, and Kadaj--

--wait. What was happening back on Gaia just before you came here?

[Voice] | Private

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Meteorfall sir. That was nearly 15 days ago.

Is everything all right? I was going to ask you why you were out of bed...

If there's a monster on the loose, should I engage? I haven't got any Materia and my Minerva band was stolen but I've got my Sniper CR and plenty of ammo.

How big are we talking? Griffin? Behemoth? Bigger?

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! Elena of the Turks, huh?

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm a Turk. And don't you forget it!

...

Who are you anyway? You sound kinda familiar...

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not surprised you don't remember me-- We only met once or twice, when I worked with your sister.

I'm Cissnei. Your senior!

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh... I remember you now. I always thought you were younger than me for some reason....

Wait, does this mean you can give me orders?

Anyway, I didn't become a Turk just to copy my sister. It was totally my decision. She had nothing to do with it. Just so you know.

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I might really be younger now -- the last thing I remember was definitely before you were in the Turks. But we all take orders from Tseng, so as far as I'm concerned, that puts us on the same foot.

So how long have you been a Turk? It's so strange.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Um, I've been a Turk for several months. But I've learned a lot!

But I agree, Tseng is the best leader we've ever had. Don't tell Reno I said that, though.

Hey, why can't you remember? Did you lose your memory?

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Apparently I'm behind the times. I was on a mission to stop an experiment from returning to Midgar and I -- woke up here. But everyone else remembers things that happened months and years after that.

No offense to Reno, but he's not what I think of when I think of great leader material.

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Hey. Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

If you girls want to gossip, you might want to do it in private.

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I said no offense, didn't I?

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. Just watch it, I'm still working on getting a raise when I get back.

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll see if you can make me eat those words -- sir.

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll see? I never knew you were so hard to impress.

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what they say. A rose by any other name...

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Still Reno.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You heard all that? How did you hear all that?

Tseng said there's a private setting or something? Which button do you push?

[[Sound or frantic random button pushing]]

Private;

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you'll figure it out.

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
This place is called Nuadoria. It's not on Gaea, and there's no way to leave voluntarily.

Charming, I know.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Wha...?

Is this some kind of test?

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not from me, that's for sure. If I were testing you, I'd steal your phone and leave you with a blunt head injury to make clear thinking more difficult. But breaking someone's PHS is sacrilege.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Gah...don't scare me like that. It's bad enough feeling dizzy with a phone that won't pick up my location.

I'd pass that test though. I'm pretty sure I'm skilled enough. I think.

But I don't think you'd do that to me. You seem nice.

[identity profile] spysincera.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I like to think I am nice. I'm sure you'd pass, too, Elena. I'd probably give you some hints anyway.

I can give you hints now, even. If you have any questions, feel free to ask, and I'll do my best to answer.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Thanks for that.

I'll probably take you up on that, although I can't really think of anything to ask you at the moment. It sometimes felt a bit lonely being the only female in the Turks so I'm glad to know someone who's done it before.

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
... Heh. Took your time getting back, didn't you?

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I was busy! There were extra evacuations and-

Wait, what?

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Meteor, right?

You were here a few months back and disappeared on us. We wasted a lot of time looking for you. But I guess you wouldn't remember any of that.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Yeah, Meteor.

Are you playing a prank on me? I wouldn't disappear when people needed me. I'm a good Turk.

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily, that doesn't matter. It just happens. Apparently never to me, but I've seen enough people come and go to know there's nothing you can do about it. The President was here for a while, and some of the other Turks. Don't ask me why, but they're being pulled random times and places --

You've got a lot to catch up on.

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
So when's the next meeting? I've started taking notes at meetings, just like Tseng said I should.

Cissnei says this place is called "Nuador-a-something". Do you know what she's talking about?

Private;

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
... That's probably not a bad idea. It's been a while since we've had one.

Yeah. Nuadoria. It's another world, or dimension, or... whatever you feel like calling it. I wouldn't start getting comfortable, it's a little more dangerous than you're used to.

Private;

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Another world-?

But how..wha..huh?

...Can we get home?

Private;

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
We're working on it. Have been for the past eight months.

But it's possible. Like I said, people disappear all the time. As far as we know, they went back home.

Private;

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
When did everyone disappear? I never noticed anyone missing back home.

Private;

[identity profile] riotinstereo.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Don't think about it too hard, it doesn't make much sense.

Time doesn't work the same here. They probably won't even know you were gone until you get back.

Private;

[identity profile] blonde-neophyte.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. This is making my head hurt...

Okay, I'll just lay low and do whatever you and Tseng tell me to for now. Tseng said the weather's bad outside, anyway.

watchin a watchin... totin a totin.

[identity profile] shortsleeved.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)